February 25th, 2003 - "raps for my homies who asked for them"

-BRIANA-
yo your name is briana and i think thats really cool
we share common interests cuz we dont like school
you wanna get off cape and someday you sure will
and when you come hang out up here its gonna be a thrill
we are gonna smoke a lotta pot and do alotta drugs
we can drive around and bump the ride and even act like thugs
we don't have fucking licenses and that sucks an awful lot
so i guess someone else is drivin so we can smoke da pot
i am really bored and u asked me to write you a rap
but i am gonna stop here cuz it kinda sounds like crap... YA HEARD

-JEN-
hey little tat always chillin on da cape
i gutta watch you all the time in case someone tries to rape
we're going home together this weekend in the lil jelly bean
and i am sure some of our jams are gonna be obscene
we have a lotta fun and we do some bad things
but someday we will represent with all our bling blings
we rock the hizzy and we know its all fo shizzy
and when we smoke the ganj sometimes u get a little dizzy
i love my lil hood rat and i forever shall
cuz no matter where you are you'll always be my pal

-KELCEY-
kelcey kelcey kelcey always in hibernation
if u dont start going to class i'mma drop u at the train station
you watch a lotta tv and a lotta talk shows
and we never see you out much, especially when it snows
your a newbie to the scene and you are always the hero
thank god u arent straight edge cuz then you'd be a zero
i am glad you turned around and allowed me to show you the way
but don't blame me for the way you are today!!
by the way that was a joke so don't get pissed
or else the only thing listening is gonna be my fist
once again i was kidding i just cant find anything to rhyme
i think this is not a rap but more of a crime?

-ERIN-
you my little titty tat and that is such a fact
i hope that slide i let you borrow is clean and still in tact
if not i won't front cuz i know you a good bitch
even if you did used to have a crush on the sitch
i'm coming down on friday and its gonna be some fun
i hope nothing bad happens where i would hafta use my gun
i would give my life for my little slut tobog
especially since she got me a bong the color of a frog
i miss the nights we used to sit in the rolling machine
and take a lotta bong hits until we picked a scene
someone came to get us and we would hang out till late
the funny part is neither one of us ever had a date
all we need is me and you to hang out hardcore
ususally when there is more people its nothing but a bore
i am stopping this pathetic "rap" now
but at this point i am not sure how...