June 23rd, 2006 - "woo hoo update"

what's new.
hmmm.
well, as we all know...
ryan and chelsea have taken the plunge.
congrats! congrats! hooray! hoorah!

so chelsea, tara and i went to ptown yesterday.
we did a bit of shopping.
i bought 2 new skirts.
one of which i am wearing right now.
and one of which looks retarded on me and was a waste of $18.
but whatev.

we went to the alibi for a drink.
i got a long island iced tea.
it was quite the strong one.
and i only had a sandwich to eat yesteday.
so i was pretty tipsy from that one bev.
also, they recently added panic! at the disco to the jukebox.
so, that was pretty awesome.

i stuck my head out of the sunroof on the way home.
it was amusing.
sort of invigorating if you will.

we then had an intense discussion about blowjobs.
you know, since chelsea and ryan are dating now...
yeah, you get it.
so, tara was gonna get a banana and give deep throating lessons.
she never did.
she even went into stop and shop.
i couldn't believe it.
we didn't watch deep throat either, which was part of the original plan.
oh well, another time.
man, "toss the beej" is such an awesome expression that i will never let die.
anyway, i don't want anyone to get the wrong idea and think chelsea is like a virgin.
she's just nervous, that's all.
i can DEF identify.
which reminded me... the first time i ever went to "toss the beej" to keegan i had such intense dry mouth that i knew it wasn't possible.
would you believe i actually apologized later on for not being able to do it? lol
i didn't even attempt it cus i knew it wouldn't be a good situation.
but at the time, i felt like a schmuk.
i have only had these sweet lips on 2 members.
lucky bastards.
haha.
i could tell i was kinda drunk on the way home because i was so openly discussing my sex life.
whatev, i mean, it's obvious that i have sex, why not dicuss it amongst friends, right?
ANYWAY...

we went to shop therapy (where i bought my 2 skirts)...
and there was this bowl...
this glorious, wonderful bowl.
only $33.
at least worth $50.
and i passed it up.
i walked right by it.
i just... let go.
it was so bizarre.
and so unlike me.
trying to save. hah.
by going downstairs and buying $32 worth of skirts.
hey, at least i didn't spend $65, right?
humph.

tonight is gonna be a good night.
ryan is coming down.
and him, keegan and i are going to indulge in some psychadelic fun.
don't worry renee, i didn't forget about you, i just can't get more yet.
i wanna do something awesome, like write a story and read it tomorrow morning.
wild shit to come.

tomorrow i'll be exhausted, undoubtedly.
i'm hoping to sleep late.
hang out all day.
and spend the evening with keegan, because we feel like we haven't seen each other practically at all in 2 weeks.
work work work.
it'll never end. vicious cycle.

i changed my about me on myspace.
yeah, it was really hard to do.
but is not very impressive.
ah well.

you guys should rent or buy the new sara silverman dvd called "jesus is magic."
TRUST ME.
you'll laugh.
a lot.

fucking 10 day forecast...
rain rain rain.
thunderstorms.
isolated thunderstorms.
party cloudy.
all the while maintaining a high level of humidity.
la de freakin da.
hey erin condon, i'd say it's about time to build that ark...

alright so i love you all.
but i'm gonna go, cus this is even boring ME.
have a fantastic weekend.