so i successfully made it through a week off alive. i dont remember the last time i posted so i forget what you guys know and dont know. um.. so i spent christmas eve at keegan's house with him and ryan. keegan's parents were at some party in plymouth.. and his sister wasn't around cuz she moved out.. so he was feeling lonely, and since i dont really do the family thing so much anymore.. i decided i would do him a frigin service and hang out with him on that special eve.. muah. ryan came over too but after a rousing game of scene it (a dvd game) he passed out. leaving keegan and i to hang out and play 6 games of scattagories (which i won) and then 2 games of chutes and ladders (which i lost). after the games of chutes and ladders keegan's drunk ass thought it would be funny to mock the fact that i couldnt win a game that was for ages 3 and up. so i decided we should test our brain power and play scrabble. since he was drunk (and since im a stella spella) i doubled his score, then we just stopped playing. the 3 of us had a fun jamboree with kids toys. i party fouled on keegan's tree skirt his mom made... oops. we brought ryan home at like 3am... and i just realized this is all out of order cuz we definetely played board games till 5:30 am.. and ryan was def not there at 5:30am.. but anyway. and yes, it was weird sleeping in keegan's guest room with his parents there.. then waking up there on christmas morning.. but definetely fun. my first christmas not sleeping at my moms house and not opening up presents with my family. sad, but sorta refreshing.
i dont really remember what i did last weekend. sorry.
I did decided however that it would be a good/fun idea to drive to new jersey on my week off and pick up my friend Katie Feist. For those of you who do not know Katie, I met her when I went to FPC. What started as a possible road trip for just me and Jordan.. ended up with me, Jordan, Erin, and Keegan. we drove to somerset country (hillsborough) new jersey. we had to go through massachusetts, rhode island, connecticut (the only state where i wear my seatbelt), and new york, before actually arriving in new jersey. we met katie at the palisades mall in new york.. then had the best new york dunkin donuts experience of a lifetime.. keegan shall agree. we finally got back to the house katie was housesitting. we got the grand tour (it was a pretty sick house).. then we went to go to the liqour store and to get mixers. keegan and i split a bottle of captain morgan. good times. apparently jordan and keegan had to sign some sort of form clearing the liqour store of any liability since their ID's are outta state. weird.
now back to this house. apparently there was a very elderly woman living there with the people that own it (until she died recently).. and she had some fun toys. not only was there a motorized chair lift that can carry you up the stairs.. but also a motorized wheelchair with a joystick on the handle.. one of those upright ones.. stylin'. anyway- the night we were drinking i absolutely refused to get on either the chair or the scooter thing.. but managed to video tape everyone else doing it. funny that i wouldnt do it when i had a good buzz going.. but i did it all day long the next day when katie was at work.. especially when i discovered that the wheelchair scooter thing had speed control. woo hoo!
it was a long fucking drive home. i was sooo overtired since keegan was SNORING all god damn night.. then decided at 8:30am it was time to be awake for good... hmm. however i did win pididdle like i always do. thing is, when i got home.. all i could see in my head were pididdles.. a few times i dozed off and actually said pididdle and made myself laugh.. wow.
ryan came down the night we got back and we hung out hard, it had been days since we had seen him. i forget what we did, but since i know for a fact that i saw anchorman about 6 times in the span of a few days.. i can imagine we watched that. oh- and we hung out in my bed a lot, but thats a regular thing.
the next night- new years eve. holy shit. so keegan made this awesome fucking sign that had our motto KICK IT TO 'EM 2005. it was incredible. the video cameras were in full effect. ryan and keegan started drinking around 4... then jen came over.. lets just say our exclusive crew was fairly drunk by 8 o'clock that night. hilarity ensued. i wish i could remember everyone that was there, cuz when i have good parties i like to post the guest list.. so imma give it a shot- but if you were there, and i forgot you, don't be offended, i was fucked up royally..
me, lauren, erin, briana, jen, ryan, keegan, tim (lauren's boyfriend), tim howard (for like 10 min), erin and casey condon, casey's boyfriend, nick burke, jackie, dirt, meghan, dubbs, perry, joe, wayne, pat, charles, ryan gale, amanda stagg, tweth and jason, and katie feist. i really think there was more, so again, i apologize if i forgot you.
lots of plutonic kissing that night. before and after the ball dropped. joe was my new year's kiss for 2002 and 2003.. this year keegan got me first.. which is good cuz i like to switch it up... but i still got one from joe.. and jen.. and lauren... and ryan.. and... maybe a lot of people? i wish i could remember... i cant believe its 2005.
the cops came at 2am. not unusual for my parties as we all know. this time was special though. this time i was wasted beyond belief and i was the one that had to talk to the cop. he asked me my name and i was literally so retarded that he had to ask me twice cuz i couldnt say my name without slurring my speech... oops. anyway- he was cool, i told him we would shut up. he didnt question drinking or anything like that. when he started to walk away i had to turn around and put my hand over my mouth because i was laughing so hard. fuck noise complaints. it was new years. so what if it was 2am.. geez.
so keegan, ryan, and i passed out in my bed after a long night of drinking and partying as we always do.. until about 7am when i had to wake up and puke. yup. i did it. its been a long fucking time but i did it. 3 captain morgan and diet a&w drinks.. and 4 pink elephants (skyy vodka, grenadine, and ginger ale), and i was fucking D-O-N-E.
so after that, at about noon or so jen and katie feist joined us in bed. jen was on my left, then me, then ryan, then keegan. katie at the foot of the bed decided it was time for a new years day marriage ceremony. since she is an ordained minister with the universalist church, i let her marry ryan and i. its not legal.. and there was no ring.. but we are now "spiritually bonded in marriage through the power invested in katie and the universalist church". haha yay! we have the end of the marriage on tape.. where we each had our respective hetero life mate say a few words.. err.. "toast" us rather.
shortly thereafter.. it was time to start drinking again. but not me--- ohh hell no not me. i just manned the cam as i always do. at one point i was starting to cunt out cuz i couldnt handle feeling like the only way i was gonna have fun was to get wasted... so i had to go for a ride at one point to make sure i didnt say anything ridiculous to anyone that was drinking. i really, really hate drinking a lot. damn.
there was a lot of exclusive hang out in my room like there always is.. i think i passed out early that night. man i wish i had a memory. what i do know is that we watched the new years eve video on new years day. and thats when jen and i both said we couldnt drink ever again- or at least not for awhile. i hate being a retard.
we got a lotta snow on my week off too. me, erin, zoe, briana, and jordan went sledding. it was a short but sweet time. erin bought me a sick new piece for christmas.. i havent decided if i wanna call it "random" or "handy knob". leave comments with suggestions. ha.
im pretty sure this is my longest livejournal entry EVER.
i have burning inner turmoil. i wish people could be easier to read. i wish i knew how to approach things. i wish i was desirable. i wish i knew what to do. help me 2005.
i need to get my reg dry cleaned, bad. i know there was so much more that i wanted to say and now i forgot. i love silverchair a lot. just wanted to remind you guys. i wish i could pull myself out of this funk i have gotten myself into in the past couple days. bleh. stretching out my arms for something thats just not there.
lisa dyed my hair last night. i was feeling nostalgic so we decided not only would we do the blonde highlights.. but we would put MAGENTA like red in my hair as well... it looks interesting. makes me feel like im in high school again. its a little wild but i will get used to it. its sorta refreshing. we watched the wall last night again. me and joe. good times. gutta go, the boss is here. filming porn on sunday!! i will tell you more about that later. <3>
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