November 27, 2008 - "how dare you."

fucking thanksgiving 2008 is tomorrow.
and... did i just get married and turn 24?
what. the. fuck.
we're about to experience 2009, and we haven't fully secured a slogan yet.
i think maybe it should be "what the fuck. 2009?"
just a thought.

so - *insert really high pitched pysched tone here* hi guys!
i feel like maybe i should recap some from where i left off in my last blog.
but anyone that reads this, knows what's going on in my life already... so why waste precious time?

well let me just say this....

married though.
for real.
after ALL THAT.
it's done.
i'm just amanda keegan, and that is who i will remain.
so much stress, for something that went by in a flash.
i got to say though... it was pretty freakin awesome.

you know what was even awesomer because it lasted 11 days longer than my wedding?
that's right!
OUR HONEYMOON!
you guys don't even know.
or maybe you do.
i hope you do.
but traveling around like that and having so much time and money is unbelievably liberating in a way i wish i could explain.
it was worth it.... spending all that money that is.

we went to amsterdam 2 years ago from now.
that is another thing that i hope those of you haven't experienced, get to eventually experience (if you like weed especially).
it's just freaking amazing what has happened in the past 2 years.

think of madi.
and boy do i love to think about that adorable child.
2 years ago... she wasn't even in the womb yet.
sorry to use the word "womb" on you like that.
but fo' REAL.

i read one of my blogs from a couple years ago and i teared up with laughter.
i asked erin if she thought it was conceited of me to be so amused by my own writing.
she says no.
keegan thinks i should write a book.
i used to want to do that.
now i can't even write a good blog anymore.
am i losing it?
i certainly hope not, since it was one of the only things i ever had.

emmjay is great, she thanks you for asking.
she's having this situation where she is kind of unclear about where she should be shitting.
she seems to have taken it upon herself to just go wherever she deems fit.
it's quite unacceptable, and i am not positive what her malfunction might be.
we've discussed it, and she is just rebelling.
i personally believe that she has abandonment issues from when we went on our honeymoon.
i mean, she had a great time with erin - but how could she be sure that we were going to come back?
aside from the fact that i told her a bunch of times.
she doesn't listen.
so anyway - she probably gave us an ultimatum like "you leave me behind for any length of time in a place that is not my home, and if and when you return, i will shit on your floor for my remaining days".
we probably didn't understand - since she's a fucking rabbit.

my 24th birthday was fun.
much lower key this year.
thank you everyone.
what are we doing for new years?

i have to work on friday because i fucking work for simon.
damn the man.
simon is SO "the man" in my life.
damn him.
at least i only have to work 6 hours, and then after that - it's the weekend.
i suppose i'll suck it up.

christmas is coming.
craaazy.
what's going to happen?
it's a secret.
will keegan get his remote starter?
will i decide on getting a vaporizer?
are tara or chelsea my secret santa?
what did i end up getting my secret santa person?
good things to unfold.
stay tuned.

i got to go.
i don't have to work tomorrow.
it's not even 10:30pm.
i'm just terribly, terribly lame.

good night.